It’s that time of year again to celebrate the couple that’s still together. Sure, they are bound by law to love and support each other but stating the obvious wouldn’t be very romantic now would it?
- To the only person I’ve ever slept with. Everyone else kept me up all night.
- I can’t believe how much I don’t hate you.
- The secret to a lasting marriage is an unforgettable safeword.
- Every man needs a woman and every woman needs an escape plan.