You’ve been through a tough ordeal and now it’s time to move on. Besides, divorce looks so good on you. You’ll make people want to get married just to have a divorce party.
- Sshhh darling, we’re divorced. I don’t have to listen anymore.
- Marriage is like pancakes. You’re supposed to throw the first one out.
- Divorce is hilarious once the kids are grown.
- My marriage wasn’t a failure, my spouse was.